RETIRING · NEW YEAR'S EVE 2027
JOHN MAGGARD
From Hangers to Handlebars —
ONE HELL OF A RIDE
Four chapters, one storied career — and the best one's just ahead.
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A Storied Career
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Johnson's Dry Cleaning
Where it started — pressing shirts and running the family business, one crisp collar at a time.
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The Yogurt Barn
Then he swirled up the sweet life — six flavors, a paper hat, and a smile for every customer.
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Pine Grove Retirement Home
And spent his final chapter as Administrator, looking after everyone else's golden years.
…now, finally, it's his turn.
What's Next
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The Grandson
First mate, co-pilot, and partner in mischief. The best title he's ever held: Grandpa.
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The Fishing
Tight lines and lazy mornings on the water, with nowhere else he needs to be.
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The Harley
Open road, full throttle, no schedule. From hangers to handlebars at last.
✍️ Sign the Send-Off
Leave John a note for the road.